GoW 2, Old School

Over 40? Need to remember what it was like playing RoboTron, Stargate, and the like? Then pop Gears of War 2 into your 360, and blast away! Much like the first game in the series, GoW 2 is old school, hard core video gaming at it's best. See the thing, shoot the thing. It's big, it's loud, it's intense, and it's fun. Oh, we could talk about how pretty she looks, or how her sounds envelop you, but those are just the top and bottom of the string bikini on this curvaceous nineteen year old of a game. Just, just, stop it! Stop looking for depth here, ok? Sure she's shallow. Sure the intricacies of the geo-economic meltdown escape her. But, come on, that's not what you are here for, now is it? That's right. Enjoy the big booms. Feel your weapon as it fires off again and again. Ahhhh. That's why she's here.

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